Classic middle aged disaster area; the reluctant exile & divorcee, bull in china shop wrong-toe-treader. Still proudly retains the tendency to tell the Wrong People to Go F**k Themselves (not you, dear reader...at least not yet). Strikingly handsome, body of a God (except for the back, which is a bit buggered), sharply witty, charmingly self-deprecating, seductive, a cameraman/snapper of extraordinary ability (would say potential, but I'm 47, for Christ's sake) and most of all modest & humble.

Don't write to my yahoo e-mail - I use the hotmail address for e-mails.