A nice creature with huge sense of humour and rather little common sense. Never cries when watching romantic movies, probably due to NOT watching them at all. His aesthetic feelings get offended by ubiquitous use of Comic Sans for which a severe punishment should be employed. A silent lover of coffee, chocolate and green olives, appreciates people's knowledge of the words like 'tagliatelle', 'tapenade', or 'ratatouille'. Extremely lazy and even more disorganised what will probably result in sudden death of stumbling upon a hoover wire some day. Waking up before noon seems to be a myth. Though, he will never become a legend.