I refuse to abuse what is kind to the muse.

  

"I don't know how to read, but I've got a lot of toys."

 

"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." -Noam Chomsky"

 

I do hateful things, for which people love me.

And lovable things, for which people hate me.

I am admired for my detestibility.

I am both poles, and the equator.

With no temperate zones in between.

 

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Very similar to when a person loses a sense the other senses increase in power, his lack of acting skills probably makes him better at something else. I bet if he knew what he was doing with a camera, he would probably get lucky and get a good shot. Oh plus he looks like that guy from that TV show.

August 27, 2010
DenaIIi says:

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and MythicSeabass is the sun-of-a-gun photographer that can capture it perfectly. From his early beginnings as a houseboy and coat-checker in an Estonian brothel, through to his meteoric rise in community theater, he truly has lived a mythic tale. … Read more

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and MythicSeabass is the sun-of-a-gun photographer that can capture it perfectly. From his early beginnings as a houseboy and coat-checker in an Estonian brothel, through to his meteoric rise in community theater, he truly has lived a mythic tale. You would well to bring a fishing net when you wade through his stream as there are many big catches here.

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August 26, 2010

One of the best point-and-shoot photographers I know.

August 26, 2010

If MythicSeabass's photos were half as good as he is handsome, he'd be *insert famous photographer's name here*.

August 26, 2010

Since the first time I met MythicSeaBass on my second expedition to discover the source of the Nile, I realized that only he and his powerful images had the capability of steering this planet from the path of destruction.

August 24, 2010