I don't know if you know this, but this guy is f***ing stupid.

Happy Birthday! I hope your 15th year is the best ever! LYLS! BFF!

This man is hands down one of the most interesting, phenomenal people I have ever met in my life. You would be doing yourself one of the greatest disservices in the history of man to not take him absolutely and 100% seriously, in the most humerous and grandest way possible for ever and ever.