I'm Penelope. Trans person with a fetish or two for heels, stockings and sharp dressing. Complex and simple. Perfect and imperfect. Yin and Yang. My tolerance of fuckwits is absolutely zero.

I need to start compiling a FAQ list, cos I get a lot of messages and people ask me all kinds of things. Here is a small sample of questions that I have received:

Q: Do you have a wish list?

A: Yes! Honey Birdette. It's expensive, it looks great. No I won't be a whore and post some sort of fantasy pic for you just to get it. I'll buy it myself. But if you've wanked to my photos you owe me. And it is nearly Xmas. Hit me with a PM and I'll tell you how you can buy me a gift card. It's that easy.

Q. Am I ever naked?

A. Yes. When I shower.

Q. How often do I dress?

A. I wear clothes all the time

Q. Am I full time?

A. Full time what ?

Q. Damn, why do you live so far away ?

A: I see what you're getting at .... if we lived closer I could simply drop everything, drive over to yours and give you a blow job. Aren't you an arrogant fuck then.

Q: More feet pics! Just your feet. Pleeeeease...

A: Request day is the 6th Tuesday of every month. Put your request in on that day and I'll get to making it happen. That wasn't a question btw

Q: Why don't you show your clit?

A: Because I have a penis. Wtf? Who comes up with these stupid as fuck terms like clitty and boy pussy and and.. just shoot me now. It is a penis. Or a cock.

Q: Hi Penelope,I'm one of your older black admires! When I ran across your sexy photo's and imagined you being naked and only wearing heels behind closed doors! I would start

kissing between your sexy long legs!! Eventually licking and slowly sucking every inch of your long very thick suckable young woman's dick!! Waiting to tasteyour sticky "precum" and your hot juicy 4 days load!!

I'm very sure you're a very heavy shooter! I hope you

are not upset?

A: Yes I am upset! Firstly you don't read my Q & A's... I'm only naked when I shower and I don't shower in heels. Secondly I never have 4 days of load on board. I like to play with my boi clitty, pussy, suckable young woman dick (choose one) with my feet. When I'm naked. In the shower. Which I take daily.

Q: I want to ask you, if you agree, that I create collages with your pic like you can see here in my acount. If yes, I would create them, send them to you and you say "yes" or "no".

A: What, my artistic endeavors are so shitty that you can just make them cooler with your immense talent? Awesome, I am honored. Why did I ever spend decades learning the finer points of photography.

To be clear, no, leave my pics alone.

Q: hey sexy. how you doing? I like your sexy legs and feet. your a 10. do you workout those legs are strong.

A: Awesome , I just met Joey from Friends.

Q: Could you please do a set of pics with your white pumps and darker stockings.. There is nothing naughtier. Thanks

A: White pumps, black stockings. Coming right up Sir! They'll be in the "friends" area for you to view.

Q: How do I get to be a friend?

A: Don't ask me to wear white pumps with black stockings.

Q: Hope it's ok to send u this message but hard magnificent u are one hot milf great legs thighs and ass sexy outfits took love sexy secretary's and mature business women my weakness

A: Hope it's OK that I post your piss poor typing while wanking effort up on my profile in reciprocity.

Q: Take this as a compliment.......I wank vigorously looking at your photos!

A: That's not a question! However please note, quality wankers send me presents at Christmas as a token of their appreciation. Seeing as how you haven't I guess you're not a quality wanker.

Q: Signora Colonel,

I am affraid from you, because I am quisling.

Please have a pity on me. Mercy, madam.

Dont punish me with your weapons.

Sincerely, your footboy.

A: Wtf? What is it with these footboys?

Q: Hi just found you, you are wonderfully exciting. Please more videos especially panty peeks I just love them B XX

A: 6th Tuesday of the month B. Hang in there...

Q: Can I come over and take your pictures for you?

A: Of course! However if we sack the current photographer you wont have the model.

Q: Hello, I just wanted to say you have some amazing pictures and you know how to dress both sexy and classy. Married admirer here. Is it ok if I follow you?

A: Follow me where?

Q: love to put my big cock in yours tights , love the dark tights on u ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kiss kissand hugs

A: I don't wear tights. Ever. Did you even look at my photos?

Q: hello you're really beautiful I would like to ask a pleasure your photo to download please I'm in love with you

A: I can send you a poster. Wouldn't that be better? I can sign it. And leave a big lipstick smeared kiss on it. You can jerk off to it. But you'll need to send me a Christmas present.

Q: Dear,

I hope not to bother you with my email but it's long time that I admire your beautiful photos and I wish to make you Compliments because you are a very very very beautiful girl and very very very feminine girl too.

You look very Lovely girl wearing a very beautiful grey taylor, very beautiful and very sexy black light stocking and very beautiful and very sexy black high heel shoes..You have a very beautiful legs and very feminine legs too....Compliments.

You look very gorgeous girl and very sexy girl wearing a very beautiful black dress with skirt very short, very beautiful and very sexy black stocking with suspender belts and very beautiful and very sexy black high heel sboes.....you have a very beautiful and very feminine ankles...You are a very very very beautiful girl...Complimenti.

You look very beautiful girl wearing a very beautiful flower dress, very beautiful and very sexy nude stocking and very beautiful and very sexy black high heel shoes...you have an amazing beautiful legs...Complimenti, you could be a Top Model.

You look very Lovely girl in all your beautiful photos wearing always very beautiful and elegant dresses, very beautiful and very sexy stocking and very beautiful and sexy shoes...you look very elegant girl and very feminine girl too....Complimenti.

You have a very beautiful face, very sweet face, wonderful hair, wonderful body and very amazing beautiful and feminine legs...Complimenti.

You are a very very very beautiful girl, Compliments.

My name is Mario and I live in Italy near Venice.

Have you been in Venice? Beautiful and romantic city.

Take care.

Hugs.

Mario

A: No. I have never been to Venice.

Q: Would like to see a photo of my little dickie..... ? I hope this does not offend you?

A: Well, it is a change from being asked if I would like to see your little clitty. Of course I'm not offended, it's perfectly normal to ask people if they'd like to see your little dickie. Just be careful around schools, swings, slides/playgrounds and policemen.

Q: Video. Would you make one for my eyes only?

A: Well it's not made for your feet is it.

Q: F

you are my ever sexy dream, the woman I always desired.

When I look at your pictures I feel so strongly attracted and excited by you making my penis become so big and hard and reach fantastic orgasms every day dreaming of kissing your sexy and tasty red lipstick mouth, and making love with you holding each other tightly while I penetrate intensely and deeply inch by inch your tight little hole while you tremble sticking your nails in my back and we breath our same breaths, please give me a chance to feel and fill you and come deeply inside you, impregnatng you as many times as possible every day until I have breathe.

It's something tremendously strong, I dream we share the same dream and desire, Thanks for existing, please please reply to me

Love

Paul

A: Well given I have neither a uterus, nor ovaries I'm not sure how the impregnation thing is going to work out for us. Still, it is an otherwise highly exciting prospect. I hope you use mouthwash cos I'm a bit funny about sharing breathe. And yes! We do share the same dream. And desire. I hope you are from Venice. I have never been there. I can't wait.

Q: Beauty has a big dick maybe? I see your sexy skinny legs!! do you have a long very thick suckable

gurly dick between your long legs? I would love to swallow you!!

"You wouldn't be disappointed"! Ron

A: Again? Gurly dick?? Fucksakes. You know what, I am 100% certain I would be disappointed. If the very best your mind can come up with is "gurly dick" how on earth are you going to impress my rampant imagination?

Q: My God, how is such beauty possible? You are everything a man would like to have as a lover..Delicated, sweet, beautiful, sensual, sexy, exciting and adorable. It is a pleasure to be able to enjoy you even in photos. I love you very much. You're so pretty...a poetess of love and life...irresistble...divine! i dream to meet you in real! What an irresistble girl you're! I would be an honored gentleman to go around together! 2 stars as eyes, an irresistble smile as expression, a sensual femininity as way to be woman, a fabulous body...you're divine . My divine Love, thank you to exist, I will never forget you! I hope you are well and happy, I think you and I want more and more. I hope you know my country in depth and discover with me how welcoming it is, rich in art treasures, history, culture, music, flavors, landscapes, pleasant places, fantastic, extraordinary... and so much love! I find you beautiful, divine, exciting... sweet in the soul and desirable, my sweet darling. I also hope I can love you one day... in reality... a dream that could become reality and... have a thousand orgasms and vibrations together, share so much happiness and mutual satisfaction. I kiss you all my sweet and sensual artist. I take this opportunity to make you the best wishes of Happy New Year... and trust me... you understand that I like you very much?! Your Tony

A: The beauty is possible because....make up. So yeah. Out of curiosity, you don't per chance live in Venice?

Q: If I came to your city could I take you out?

A: Of course. And then you can fuck me too. Cos you know, you're all that. And I'm a whore. How about, if you came to my city you just caught a sightseeing bus and enjoyed the scenery. It's not as nice as Venice though.

Q: Invite to join .... group..

A: No. I don't join groups.

Q: Where are you from, Sugar?

A: Sugar comes from the sugarcane plant. Duh.

Q: You'are simply fantastic!! Please publish another time your beautiful australian photos!!

A: Sure. Seeing as I am from New Zealand that would be a really neat trick.

Q: Hi.x

Wow mistress .... you are still gorgeous ... nylon never looked better on any one but you..... stocking tops round those fantastic thighs ... my queen my goddess..... x

A: Remind me, who the fuck are you again?

Q: you are simply stunning. I hope you are having a great week. I am Chas what is your name?

A: Well, at the top of my page there is a picture of me and it says Penelope F. So take a flying fucking guess.

Q: How to show my admiration ?

Dear Madam, I am a 42 yo french submissive guy. I define myself as an heterosexual guy, but you're so stunning that I can't help to dream to crawl behind you, lick the soles of your shoes, massage your feet, worship and serve you as a good manservant. This will probably never happen (sigh), but I wonder if there is any way to show you somme tangible devotion, like an amazon wishlist or something like that.

I'm not that rich, but I'd love to send a little gift for all the work you've done. All the best. L.

A: Hey L ! Correct, this will never happen.

Q: Do you have a wish list?

A: yes! I wish there was peace in all the world. I wish starvation and poverty would cease to be a thing. I wish billionaires would pay their taxes. I wish someone would find a cheap and quick cure for cancer. And I really wish I was in Venice.

Q: Sooo tall sooo sexy ..every time I see your pics I get sooo wet, how I would love to se what is at the tops of those stockings and those gorgeous legs

A: At the top of my legs is my torso. Biology.

Q: How are you goddess.. hope you enjoying the holidays... just out of curiosity.. are you abstracted to men?

A: Abstracted... hmmm in a Picasso kind of way ? Like when their cock is on the side of their torso next to their ear? Yeah, I prefer them that way for sure.

Q: I just found and followed your page. I'm a male, 73 , straight all my life but recently it seems many trans and CDs are looking more feminine than many genetic women in today's world. I am not interested in meeting only chatting about your lifestyle (and maybe some sexual questions as well) ...

A: No, I really have nothing else to do than answer your curiosities so fire away. My lifestyle...? Hmmm, well I'm a lazy fan whore who sits on the couch all day answering questions. Or else I'm showering and playing with my boi pussy with my feet. Or I'm dreaming about Venice. Go figure.

Q: I have posted 2 pix of myself and would love your opinion.

A: yes, that's right, I'm now Gordon Ramsay and you can send in pics of your attempt at knocking up a Beef Wellington for my ridicule. Fucksakes.

Q: We have so much in common I would luv to hook up

A: So you're either a trailer, a tow truck or a fish. So much in common, yeah. I see that now. You arrogant fuck.

Q: Penelope,I didn't appreciate you posting my person mail to you! You are a very sexy tall trans! You also are a "Jerk"!!

A: Well, yeah, but I'm jerking me. You know, the person whose boi-pussy, clitty, gurly-dick (pick one) that you want to jerk. And it's fun and it feels great and sometimes when I'm being a jerk to myself I talk really really dirty and I don't mind telling you Ron, that it's really really fuckin hot. Sorry, not sorry. Who the fuck were you again anyway?

Q: What do those tattoos say?

A: They say "MInd Your own business". Really, if I wanted you to know what they said why in fucks name would I blur them out? Seriously, you ask me this stuff?

Q: YOU always get, and make My girl cock so HARD, Thank you, Kisses.

A: No, that's all you. Blamer. Now where's my Christmas present?

Q: Unfollowed you tonight because you dont follow those giving all your faves and follows.

A: You're right, I don't reciprocate/ follow many people here. That's because if I did all I would have in my daily feed is thousands of shitty quality photos of people wanking themselves. I don't mind that people masturbate, to me, at all, so long as they be courteous enough to buy me a Christmas present for all the joy I give them. I follow people that are interactive with me, that enjoy a bit of banter, that post stuff that is either sexy, or interesting, or intelligent. I follow people that are role models for trans people. I follow people with high standards of photography. Yes I am a bitch. I'll pass your comment on to...... well, nobody. Thanks .

Q: "My apologies but just like every other stuck up,please comment or I’ll block you Flickr user,someone pays you a compliment and there is no thank you,kiss my arse or nothing,it’s not hard to type a simple thank you"

A: I didn't realise one of the terms and conditions of Flickr was that I had to say thank you to every wanker who thought I was referencing a Metallica tune. I hate Metallica. If you bothered to look around my very large archive which also amounts to an extraordinary playlist of great music you'll see that not once, ever, has there been a Metallica song referenced. Thank You. Now kiss my arse and then fuck off . I've never begged for comments either btw. Leave one or don't, I'm not doing this for you.

Q: LKWHEREHEETO MEET THISEXQUISITETOTAL PARTNER HERE??? M IN FL

A: I don't.. wha ? Fucksake.

Q: I have used the word beautiful many time in the past, mainly to get some lady to go to bed with me, some times it was meant for other reasons and some because it was genuinely true. I now use it in full honesty about you in you new video, every part of it oozes with your genuine beauty in looks and I think your heart, your smile and joy throughout and in your attention to the cat is a joy to see. Anyone who had the pleasure of your company is a very lucky person, whatever this circumstances may be, though I suspect you may have a temper and not suffer fools gladly. An aside I have always found cats a good urge of character and your cat likes you a lot, which is a good sign

A: Charles Manson had a cat. So yeah, you might wanna rethink your ideas about cats. For the rest I don't understand why you think I might be interested. You just told me you lie to fuck people.

Q: Hi Penelope, here is what i wanted to ask you. I wish to do a photography session with Penelope...half a day work.... probably 30 to 40 photographs...for 30K dollars.. negotiable.. we can sign an NDA, so these pics are only for my private collection and will never be published..would you consider this please

A: Oh FFS. If you had said $1,000 I might have believed you and gone for it. What is wrong with you people. Honestly.

Q: As always you're very sexy but I feel you take yourself too seriously, am I wrong?

A: Oh I dunno, I have a low threshold for stupid wankers I guess and maybe that comes across as something serious in this zoo filled with never ending masturbating chimpanzees. Of which you , I feel, are one. Am I wrong?

Q: I like women's underwear and getting caught!

A: That's not a question.

Q: Should I be ashamed?

A: ..................................................ffs. Do these wankers ever stop?

A: No Penelope, they don't.

Q: What about this..

mmmmm lie and fantasize about crawling up between your spread legs and thighs up to your tight g string and carefully nipping your balls so they get wet from my hot saliva, licking them while looking at your cock it gets hard and nice hard, so big and hard that your delicious cock head comes over the hem of your panty.

starts to caress your delicious cock head while my teeth are watering from having your delicious balls in my mouth which I suck on like they were delicious candies mmmmm love to hear you moan and see the little lovely jerks that come from your stiff cock and can see Pre-cum starts to come from your delicious crack from your lovely cock head.

gotta taste it, takes your delicious "candies" out of my mouth licks up your delicious panties on your delicious shaft up to your head, lets the tip of my tongue run in your crack so I can taste your delicious pre cum mmmm love the taste of your cum. can hear your moan and that you are about to come and your cock jerks, takes it in my mouth sucks the best you have taught me, you are so horny that I only manage to suck you three times to the root and then it comes your delicious load of cum in my mouth, delicious and warm it sinks down my throat and suck you deliciously clean and asks you to pee in my mouth so I can clear it. now I'm hard and stiff so I turn you over on your knees and start to lick your delicious asshole and let the tip of my tongue enter you and tongue fuck you a little, you moan and I have to come in your delicious "pussy" and you accept it like it belongs in there, my cock can't hold back, i come deep inside you, mmm, delicious, sinks a little over you, I feel myself slowly slide out of you, nice and wet, you offer to lick me clean with your lovely warm mouth. mmmm gets nice and clean we lie in spoon and enjoy each other's sweaty warm bodies while we cath breathe again my delicious love.

Just a little Danish thought from me to you my love

A: Your teeth are watering? How the fuck does that work?? JFC it scares me that these people are running around in society. I mean honestly. No fucking filter.