I'm a newspaper reporter in a small town. Most of my life is devoted to my family, as fun takes a backseat once a defenceless human is left in your care.

I'm a writer. RIght now, it's all about news stories: commission meetings, nursing homes get-togethers, those dregs of the business that challenge a reporter to describe it so someone might want to read it.

Also, I'm kind drunk. So those stellar writing abilities are not manifesting in this description. Oh yeah, there was also the painkillers. RE