If I could talk bee I would get along really well with Mr A. He is an enigma he is. A bewilderment, conundrum, crux, a cryptogram, a mind-boggler, a mystification,a parable, a perplexity, a puzzle an encrypted closed circuited enigmatic riddle, I tellz you.

Over the past (TIME PERIOD) I have come to regard (USERNAME) not so much as a friend, but more as someone I've never met. He/she* (Delete as applicable) is a true and trusted e-cquaintance

Look quickly because he might disappear at any time. Look long because he has a most unusual vision, full of humor and a woods-man's wisdom. Listen well because he knows what he's talking about.

He's just a bee charmer, that's what he is, a bee charmer