Critics everywhere are raving about "Sawyer!"

"I loved him. A phenomenal experience from start to finish!"

- Joel Catsenburger, The Bathtub Herald

"If you only obsess about one flickr person this year, make it 'Sawyer'!"

- Abe Lincoln, former U.S. President

"I very nearly choked on my popcorn during some of the more dramatic sequences of 'Sawyer'! A lovely person from start to finish."

- Gertrude Tumbleweed, The Phuket Gazette

"I'll never forget that one fiery night where he was mine and mine alone. Excuse me, I have something in my eye!"

- Jennifer Love Hewitt

"Four out of five stars!"

- Gene Shallot

"I'm being quoted without permission, and I never actually said this, but 'Sawyer' is an action-packed thrill ride from start to finish!"

- Robb Roncs

"I bet he's related to Tom Sawyer!"

- Mark Twain, Famous American Author and Jerk (couldn't a-picked another name, huh, dickweed?)

"Eh. It was okay. Maybe get 'Sawyer' on DVD or something."

- Some asshole

Audiences agree! If you meet only one person online, make it 'Sawyer!'

Under 17 not admitted. Check local listings.