Arrg Ye might say I be a fierce pirate wit a patch on one eye and me little friend de parrot on my shoulder. I spend me time sailin de internet sea searchin fer da one thing dat makes me happy ... n dat thing iz mp3s. I gets furious when me eye spots a mp3 off in da far only to find dat it beez tagged wit a price!! Arrg I be pirating all me dayz since da oldin time when de napster cost not one shilling an I beez dammed if dis ole pirate gonna eva start payin fo da sweet sound of m er mp3s! Oh me arch nemesis captin RIAA beez wantin to catch me n makes me walk da plank, but I sayz to em Arrrrg me not walkin one inch on dat plank unless o course dey be some o does free mp3s at da end! Argg Aha ha ha .... dat be a little pirate joke me made!