I was born outside of the city of Edmonton just under 18 years ago. My mother, Morally Bankrupt, raised me by herself. I had a very happy childhood. When I was 10, she met this really cool guy, Rob, and they fell in love. Unfortunately, Rob happened to be American, so we moved to the United States. They got married. Everyone was happy, even me, even though I wasn’t thrilled about living in the US. The only thing I really wasn’t happy about was the nasty public middle school I went to where nobody liked me. So I changed schools and went to a really private school, where people did like me, and they gave me money so I could go there. Then I was mostly happy most of the time, although I still didn’t really like the US.

Now I’ve just graduated from the really expensive private school and am about to move back to Canada so that I can get a degree from a University and then go to graduate school and get my doctorate. I’m not even entirely sure what I wan’t my doctorate in, but I’ll probably end up in math or physics. Life is pretty crazy, but I like it anyway. I’m having a good time, even when things are totally upside down and off the wall. Then again, I have a pretty strange definition of “fun” according to most people. Well, to each their own. So this is my thing; I hope you like it.