Monkeyspider (aka Lanky aka Skeletor aka Daddy Long Legs aka Lysaght) is an interesting fella... Before any of his photos are published, I must warn you of this bloke's..... oddness. This is the guy who owns a small red van, a monkey bike (hence the first part of his nickname), another small motorbike and a sit-in l… Read more

Monkeyspider (aka Lanky aka Skeletor aka Daddy Long Legs aka Lysaght) is an interesting fella... Before any of his photos are published, I must warn you of this bloke's..... oddness. This is the guy who owns a small red van, a monkey bike (hence the first part of his nickname), another small motorbike and a sit-in lawnmower - but he doesn't posess a car! He is also the person who has been a homeowner for well over 3 years but has yet to sleep in a proper bed in the house. To say Chris is strange is an understatement - but at the same time he is the most entertaining bloke you will ever meet. He wooes women with the slightest effort, he *is* the "office entertainer" and he has a fantastic sense of humour. Even though it may sound like it, I am far from his lover (if you saw him you'd see why!) but I am in the process of setting up business with him and am happy to call him a brilliant friend. Just take his photos and comments with a pinch of salt. OK - maybe the whole tub.