Cat routinely battles zombie-ninjas, leopleurodons and phantom dragon riders with her powerful and mesmerizing photography. I witnessed her hypnotize a horse into paralysis just before it trampled my skull. She then took its picture. You should see her camera; it has brass knuckles mounted on either side and can shoo… Read more

Cat routinely battles zombie-ninjas, leopleurodons and phantom dragon riders with her powerful and mesmerizing photography. I witnessed her hypnotize a horse into paralysis just before it trampled my skull. She then took its picture. You should see her camera; it has brass knuckles mounted on either side and can shoot lasers from the flash. She uses a mamba for a strap and a spiny urchin for a tripod. I've learned half of what I know from Cat's photography. Everything else I know is useless.