Computer Little Miss Fix-IT by day; Burlesque Artiste, Scream Queen, Muse,

Masked Wrestler and Go-Go Gal by night; Freelance Mortician (as needed).

I like things that go bump in the night...wait...I go bump in the night!

I am the mad scientist and resident ghoul girl behind Black

Cat Burlesque and La

Gata Negra wrestling along with my favorite monster man, Mister Reusch (www.misterreusch.com)

and the wicked antics of Mary Widow and J. Cannibal. My hobby is forgetting

names and phone numbers. My idea of a good time is spending the day in bed watching

monster movies (go Toho!) while eating Wing It! wings and ice cream and cuddling

with wacky pets and a cute artist boy. I keep meaning to secede from the nation,

but I'm too often distracted with throwing giant horror spectacles , wrestling

extravaganzas and incurring hideous amounts of debt. I am the laziest busy person

you will ever meet.

Stuff I Love: It's all about a boy and his dog these days. We are radioactively

happy and have more interesting things littering our floors than most folks

have in their whole house.Wrestling, masked and otherwise. UFC. Blood, Gore

and not taking it all so seriously. Lists, surveys and Halloween. Hamming it

up, photo ops, absurdity, fake hair, animal suits, reckless flirtation, and

the feminine form (all of 'em). Morgues, casket rooms, hearses and passive revenge.

Friends who say what they mean. Being Angela's Go-Go mama. Vintage erotica,

genuinely tough dames and old men's mags. Costumes, wearing masks, tomfoolery

and ear wax removal. Power Bombs, From Parts Unknown, shimmying and cutting

a rug. Pawtucket, sacred land of dollar stores, thrift shops, discount outlets,

drive thru liquor stores and hot weiners. I'm awful fond of my rack. Cartoons.

I enjoy cable immensely. Health and dental insurance. I think HOV lanes

are a joke but zipper trucks are just about the coolest thing; I'm still fascinated

by the pneumatic delivery tubes at drive thru banks. Drive Thru Anythings are

one of the few things that make me damn proud to be an american. I think Steve

and Terri Irwin have the world's most perfect marriage. NPR, puppy snores, custom

porn, coffee (well, caffeine, really)lingerie, corsetry and go-go boots. Sleeping,

honey roasted chex mix, psychopharmeceuticals, ADD, midnight bursts of manic

creativity, Bananas Foster Haagen Daaz and averaging twice a day. Scooters,

gadgets and GPS. People who put themselves out there. David

Cross and Jack Black. Fixing things.

Stuff I Hate: Bush, the seeming inability of the democratic party to

get their shit together and the two-party political system. Chris Masters and his ilk. Catty women, cowards,

the willfully stupid, the two-faced (unless it's King Ghidora, and he has 3).

My inability to focus, synaptic misfires and bar-flying. People who whine and

complain but never do anything to change what it they protest so vehemently.

Designer labels (paying extra money to give free advertising to some sweat shop

impressario is just silly), ADD, panic, red tape, city government, blind idealism,

my credit history and the work-sleep-eat-die ethic. The Bored and Insecure are

the true enemy. Routine.

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