A pleasant fellow of exemplary virtue and multifaceted techonological prowess, Riffola walks the streets of New York City with a dignified, knowing gait, his simple, earthy manner of dress belying the complex gears of knowledge constantly churning within his formidable intellect.

It sounds cliche but riffy is the nicest guy on the Internet. Of course, it would be more of a compliment if I dropped the "on the Internet" part. That ain't gonna happen anytime soon ;)