Meet Vaness Von Atman Arn, Countess to the lost Royal Family the Habsburgs. Habsburg (in English sometimes misspelled " Hapsburg ") and the successor family, Habsburg-Lorraine , were important ruling houses of Europe and are best known as the ruling Houses ... The Countess was smuggled into the United States when … Read more

Meet Vaness Von Atman Arn, Countess to the lost Royal Family the Habsburgs. Habsburg (in English sometimes misspelled " Hapsburg ") and the successor family, Habsburg-Lorraine , were important ruling houses of Europe and are best known as the ruling Houses ... The Countess was smuggled into the United States when she was only age 10 mos, 2 days, and 17 minutes. Her Foster parents, farmers of the Corn Belt found her in a Corn Row bundled up in burlap seed bags. The countess was raised as an American Farm Girl, and was corn Fed until she reached the age of consent, and after a quick 4 3/4 years of study at the University of Il, she was kidnapped one day, after someone slipped her a micky. (according to her testimony). By the testimony from the Countess, she awoke in Austria, and married to Prince Arn, and had to fight extradition back to the US, where she was wanted for inciting a riot at a local Tavern the day she went missing. It seems that she stripped, and did a little dance on a bar before blacking out. 15 years later she lives a comfortable life in 7 palaces that the Arns' own in Austria. The Countess is one of two living people in the world that knows the identity of the Sandstone Buddha, as she was present in front of the bonfire the night the song about him was sung in public. In spite of her station in life, I find Vaness to be utterly delightful, and the way she employs the many cameras in her arsenal is pure art. For your audience with the Countess, please send 75.00 American in care of Nomad Solos. as soon as the funds are received, I will contact the secretary who will place your audience on the agenda.