to get to know me is to get to know your lord and savior, your death and destruction, your alpha and omega. i am currently in the process of making the world kneel before me as zod did with superman (except i won't fall for the world faking not having any power). i grew up a poor black man on the mean streets of rock springs, wy. i eventually was accepted into a prestigious all girl private school. while there i was voted most likely to become a taiwanese mail order bride specializing in bukake. haha! i showed those whores. i not only specialized in bukake but the exquisite art of munging, a skill only the elite pursue. currently i reside in a lavish palace the size of a football stadium. day and night i have servants begging to tend to my every beck and call. they dress in skin tight pvc and latex, both men and women. now at this point you're probably asking yourself, "self, why does The Midget Mastah make the men dress in pvc and latex as well? is he some sort of felching clown fetishist that gets his jollies from same sex alien sodomy beastial rape?" the answer is a definitive maybe. then again it could be to make you wonder just how interesting life around The Midget Mastah can get.