Meredith has a black belt in keepin’ it real. She has had afternoon tea with Sasquach, and discovered the cure for cancer, but forgot to write it down. Meredith can speak German, Farsi, Swedish, and squirrel. Chameleon in nature and Rambo-like in instinct, Meredith can escape any uncomfortable situation by simply and subtly blending into her surroundings. She can make 10-minute rice in 4 minutes, speak Braille, and divide by zero. Chuck Norris is afraid of Meredith. Meredith refers to herself in the fourth person, and always gets blackjack, even when she’s playing poker. Her knowledge is infinite, her love is limitless, and she knows how to program a VCR. Besides minting money, achieving orgasms and playing polo, Meredith finds no greater pleasure than getting a few stout laughs and hearty chuckles out of ladies and gentlemen. She knows what she wants, and will obtain it by any means possible, even if that means requesting a Mexican-themed party be thrown in her own honor. When she grows up, Meredith wants to be either a garbage-man or a dinosaur.

"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf."