I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood. - O. Wilde

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - D. Adams

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. - G. Orwell

All I want is the moon upon a stick. - T. Yorke