First and foremost, I am not Brazilian. Apparently my name may lead people to think otherwise. I have nothing against Brazilians, but I do not know Portuguese, and unfortunately, I will have to ignore any messages you send me in Portuguese since I don't know the language! Sorry dudes! (I am aware of the irony of having this message in English.)

I use this account to mainly maintain a visual progress of my purchases in makeup and Sanrio items (the latter is being worked on as I drag all my boxes and suitcases out to document).

I lived in Guam for most of my life. If I wasn't there, I was in Taiwan or Florida.

The amount of un-used, pristine pieces of makeup that I have is staggering.

I use Google to my fullest advantage, so watch out, you. Yes, YOU.

I want to be a future predictor of things and events. Strategist, Visionary, whatever.

But most of all, I love chickens.