I can't touch my toes, I'm a low talker and I'm mostly blind in my left eye. I despise mimes but love pirates and ninjas. I am in fact skilled in the ninja arts, having once split a mans sternum with my foot (true story). I am also a master of the ancient art of Rochambeau.

Most of the time I live in a loft in the city with the husband-like-boyfriend, our two cats who like to sleep on my head which helps deaden the sound of gunshots, and our puppy Evey. The rest of the time, I live in the trees of north Georgia.

I'm the proud mommy of a Nikon D80 and a Nikon D7000. I typically shoot three lenses: a nifty 50/1.8, a beat up old 24mm and of course, the kit lens from my 80 - a Nikkor 18-55mm AF zoom

I'm still learning.