I'm working on my artist's statement. I've got it narrowed down to two:

I believe. . . in an objective reality that we can subjectively experience through our senses. I would like to explore in my photography the tension between the implicit objectivity of the images and the overt subjectivity of the photographer and audience.

*or*

I believe. . .I'll have another sandwich.

I'm not good about marking my creative commons stuff, so just ask if you want to use something. If it doesn't have a recognizable face in it, you're welcome to use it however you want. If it has a recognizable face, I'll want to know how you are going to use it. I'm interested in money, but not for this. If I let you use something, you can use it for free (even attribution is unnecessary).

Me, professionally (thanks Wordle!):