Greetings, greetings, greetings.

My coffee cup is a two-faced bastard.

I am in love with the Evil Dead trilogy.

I'm deeply interested in philosophy.

I have crazy eyes, for they move involuntarily & quite rapidly, it's humorous.

I sarcastically call myself the angsty poet.

& that is all your pretty little head needs to know.

Peace, prosperity, & hard liquor to you.