Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's up to me to lie in it.

I am destined to be a superhero.

To right wrongs, and to pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere.

And you don't fight destiny! No sir!

And, you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all... scratchy.

-The Tick