Woof is truly a great man and I can think of no other who would be fit to be the mother of my future children...apart from, perhaps, my wife. There's never a dull moment to be had while Woof's around. He personally drives them away like a dull moment cowboy, riding his trusty steed of adventure into the western suns… Read more

Woof is truly a great man and I can think of no other who would be fit to be the mother of my future children...apart from, perhaps, my wife. There's never a dull moment to be had while Woof's around. He personally drives them away like a dull moment cowboy, riding his trusty steed of adventure into the western sunset of excitement.