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What follows is a self-imposed list of rules to help guide me when photographing:

1. Are there stairs?

Yes - Take the picture.

No - What are you doing here, dummy? Go find some stairs!

2. Are there shadows

Yes - Take the picture.

No - Invent a gigantic vacuum that sucks the clouds away, leaving the sun to grow shadows. Then take the picture.

3. Are there reflections

Yes - Take the picture.

No - Polish something. Then take the picture.

4. Are there cool buildings around?

Yes - Take the picture.

No - Build some. Then take the picture.

5. Is there a beautiful sunset?

Yes - Don't take the picture.

No - Good.

6. Did you remember to put batteries in your camera?

Yes - Take the picture.

No - Son of a !!!!!!!!!!

7. And most importantly: Don't go blind. So stop doing that thing in the shower every morning. You know, getting soap in the eyes.