I Iike monkeys and cheese and hats (although I look bad in them) and movies (a lot) and television shows (if they're good) and crackers and jokes and large figurines and photographs and cooking and opening letters and maps and dogs and clocks and writing and hamsters and irony and technology and driving. I dislike getting punched in the testicles and mushrooms (although if you want to punch a mushroom, I don't care).