That Alex doesn't have 10000 testimonials by now is retarculous. He is an awesome giant beach ball filled with happiness surrounded by a glow of fuzzy cotton candy, except he's kind of stealthy about it, so he's more like a giant-happy-beach-ball-ninja jumping out of the shadows to say, "BOOYA, SMILE", except he doesn… Read more

That Alex doesn't have 10000 testimonials by now is retarculous. He is an awesome giant beach ball filled with happiness surrounded by a glow of fuzzy cotton candy, except he's kind of stealthy about it, so he's more like a giant-happy-beach-ball-ninja jumping out of the shadows to say, "BOOYA, SMILE", except he doesn't actually say that, nor is he a ninja. So...that's Alex. The world is lucky to have him.