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  • JoinedApril 2005
  • OccupationTelevangelist
  • Current cityMontreal
  • CountryCanada
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Today I just tried lkvy's Crowning Glory Hole Conditioning Cream and I have to say that it is sooooooooo good! It smells wonderful and it doesn't weigh down my cock at all. I am Chinese and have Asian cock. Unlike the usual stick straight cock that is so common with Asian cocks, mine is unusually naturally wavy and fri
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Today I just tried lkvy's Crowning Glory Hole Conditioning Cream and I have to say that it is sooooooooo good! It smells wonderful and it doesn't weigh down my cock at all. I am Chinese and have Asian cock. Unlike the usual stick straight cock that is so common with Asian cocks, mine is unusually naturally wavy and frizzy. Your conditioning cream took away all the frizz but still kept the body and the wave of my cock, which no other product that I have tried had ever done. I have tried many anti-frizz and penis conditioning products, natural ones and synthetic ones, sprays, gels and creams alike but yours take the cake. I am very pleased with your Crowning Glory Hole Conditioning Cream. lkvy is a genius. Many Thanks

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November 25, 2008
Don Ames says:

She smells of raw artichoke when she's angry...not sure what that's all about...

November 22, 2008
melodic salt (deleted)

i am contractually obligated to write nice things in this box.

November 9, 2008
r.ose says:

I like her.

July 15, 2006
Concerned Sheep (deleted)

once you meet her, you'll never go black.

December 28, 2005