WWHHHHAT IS THIS?! 'KA HAS NO TESTES-MOAN-IALS?!!?! THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!!! ! ! ! ! !!! ! ! !! ! !!! !! !! ! -throws back head in a sexual moan... I mean roaring war cry- Well then I BE FIRST. MWHAHAHAAA AAAHA AHA. >__> -snorts lolcats- Kayso. Dilla. QUESODILLA. -sings the Used- … Read more

WWHHHHAT IS THIS?! 'KA HAS NO TESTES-MOAN-IALS?!!?! THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!!! ! ! ! ! !!! ! ! !! ! !!! !! !! ! -throws back head in a sexual moan... I mean roaring war cry- Well then I BE FIRST. MWHAHAHAAA AAAHA AHA. >__> -snorts lolcats- Kayso. Dilla. QUESODILLA. -sings the Used- Dude whatthehellamIon. Kay. So. Hmm. WHERE TO BEGIN!? There is soooo much to say about my master. Because first of all. She's insanely hot. Duh. {Even though I've never actually SEEN her. That *full-body* PVC leather catsuit obscures her whole face. And it doesn't help that we usually do it in the dark. With me blindfolded. And chained to the bedpost. And with a huge dil- kay I'll stop now. Before I get h0rny. ;;] } But she is. A. Fucking. Sexy. Beast. She's a FSB. Hellz. Yes. 'CAUSE SHE'S VERONIKA. Kay? Kay. And then. She's like. Super. Super. Duper. Rad. RAAADDD, MANN. RAAADDD. srsly tho. She fucking rox mah fishnet sox. HEH. If you know. What I mean. Dude I can't even NOT make this whole fucking testimonial totally NC-17 rated and unsexual. I just. Can't. Do it. Ohhhh goddd I can't helpp myselfff ohhhhh ooooohhhhhh goddddd yessssss YESSSS that's just- - OHH GODD YESSS un dieu de l'OH oui BIEN LÀ, BIEN LÀ. Un bébé plus dur et PLUS DUR qu'un dieu OUI OUI OHH YESSS de l'OH viennent sur venu sur le ce est la tache ! Un dieu juste de l'OH me baisent maintenant l'ohh de l'OH oui qui est si bon... -shifty eyes- Annnnnddddddd let's see. VAAAT ELSE. Hmm. Like... everything? VeroniKA needs her own word to describe her awesomeness. Apart from fucking sexy, awesome, amazing, hot, hot, hot, good in bed, awesome, bondage MASTER.... yeah you get it. OR DO YOU?? >;D Wellsoyeah. I luf this woMAN. HAHAHA JAAAYKAAYY u littul tranny u kno i luv u no mattur wut luuullllzz cuz ur sauu gud at givin hed ;;] and she is SOGOOD at writing. Like holyshit her writing gives me horrible, insatiable, unspeakable desires accompanied by mind-blowing orgasms. ^____^ I LOVE YOU NICKEHHHHH!!!! like THIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSS MUCHHHHHHHH -smothers with kisses- :D She's 'mazin, kay kids? KAY?