i am a big hunk of unrepentant cheese.

 

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"tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if you drop into an open sewer and die."

-mel brooks

 

"the camera is a hand-held auxiliary of wanting-to-know."

-eudora welty

  

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Blimpa has been touched by genious. A surreal and brilliant sense of comedy is what you might see first. Look deeper and you see a true artist, moved by humanity which is recorded without sentimentality, in her pictures. I think that is what I meant to say.

June 8, 2008

for my desert island collection I choose the collected works of william shakespeare & blimpa's photos.

December 13, 2007

blimpa: making it impossible to say with any honesty, "no i don't have any internet crushes; ha ha that would be silly!"

May 11, 2007

A complete star !!! - I know her not well, but spend 60 minutes sifting through her photos and you'll see why I'm saying this. *smack* Oh, and she knows what to do with a casserole.

April 12, 2007
slacknewt says:

"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." That being said, if anyone is going to take us to those places where the world has been mysteriously silent, it will be blimpa. I don't know if I've come across someone like her before, she's got a certain type of rare talent that has never let me s… Read more

"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." That being said, if anyone is going to take us to those places where the world has been mysteriously silent, it will be blimpa. I don't know if I've come across someone like her before, she's got a certain type of rare talent that has never let me settle on one description. Incontinent, demure, flamboyant, stylish, restrained, glittery...there just doesn't seem to be one that covers it all. I think I'll just refer to it as blimpaness from now on. p.s. I never miss any of her episodes on flickr, if that happened the rest of the season would make no sense at all.

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March 24, 2007
Jamarr says:

Blimpa isn't a robot.

October 30, 2006

blimpa's aiight.

October 20, 2006
Expensive Destruction (deleted)

She gets drunk on chicken. Undoubtedly my favourite decapitator on Flickr, anywhere even.

April 18, 2006
Quarrelsome Guide (deleted)

Blimpa is a tiny Jewish hamster prone to spontaneous combustion and bouts of uncontrollable levitation. After a brief stint as a stunt-hamster, Blimpa has gone on to become one of Israel’s foremost air conditioning engineers. “Blimpa, Blimpa, Blimpa!” sings the cheeky little scamp as she tinkers with a broken humidifie… Read more

Blimpa is a tiny Jewish hamster prone to spontaneous combustion and bouts of uncontrollable levitation. After a brief stint as a stunt-hamster, Blimpa has gone on to become one of Israel’s foremost air conditioning engineers. “Blimpa, Blimpa, Blimpa!” sings the cheeky little scamp as she tinkers with a broken humidifier. Yes, yes and more yes, Blimpa’s legacy will be one of joy and quality air. “Thanks to Blimpa, I can see again!” – Ariel Sharon “Blimpa saved my life. I owe her everything.” – Kofi Annan

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March 7, 2006

on lunch breaks, I ofttimes go through and admire the photo-stories and read the whip-smart commentary-dialogs of the blimpa. she makes me snort, puff through my nostrils, sometimes feel weepy, and occasionally feel like my pants are on backwards, but she always manages turn the day around a little and outshine my inst… Read more

on lunch breaks, I ofttimes go through and admire the photo-stories and read the whip-smart commentary-dialogs of the blimpa. she makes me snort, puff through my nostrils, sometimes feel weepy, and occasionally feel like my pants are on backwards, but she always manages turn the day around a little and outshine my instant soup cup.

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March 3, 2006

I like cheese. She IS cheese... sorted.

December 16, 2005

Blimpa is maybe the most real person you'll meet in Flickr. Oh, and hilarious, without ever trying to be funny. She is also: smart inquisitive very very cute not shy well-read affectionate and yet distant demanding and yet forgiving. Plus, it would seem, lots of other stuff, too. Be nice to her! … Read more

Blimpa is maybe the most real person you'll meet in Flickr. Oh, and hilarious, without ever trying to be funny. She is also: smart inquisitive very very cute not shy well-read affectionate and yet distant demanding and yet forgiving. Plus, it would seem, lots of other stuff, too. Be nice to her!

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November 30, 2005
Handsomely Toothpaste (deleted)

blimpa's photostream is an eclectic collection of playful, sensual and intellectual images. Her comments are irreverent, incandescent, incomparable and a whole heap of words that I had to look up in a dictionary. Consequently, blimpa has significantly expanded the panty-line of my vocabulary and for that, I salute … Read more

blimpa's photostream is an eclectic collection of playful, sensual and intellectual images. Her comments are irreverent, incandescent, incomparable and a whole heap of words that I had to look up in a dictionary. Consequently, blimpa has significantly expanded the panty-line of my vocabulary and for that, I salute her.

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November 29, 2005
Automatt says:

I came to know the wonder of blimpa through her comments. After spraying cola out my nose and all over the monitor several times, I decided I must warn others. Hence this. Oh and it turns out she takes great pictures!

November 23, 2005
Victorious Ticket (deleted)

She was my 100th. Contact that is.

November 22, 2005
Monku ! says:

her pics are like a bag of chips !! meaning I just cant stop at one........my comment had nothing to do in any sense with her being thin and/or greasy (better?)

October 28, 2005
boring insurance (deleted)

I'm a big fan of Blimpas picture since her first upload here. I'm always impressed by the humor and the vitality, but also the slightly surrealism speaking through her photographs. I want to say thank you to her for sharing with us.

September 22, 2005

Blimpa's pics are like the femme fatales in noir. Gorgeous and alluring but there's always an angle, something else going on, something you can't quite put your finger on. If they had legs they'd go from here to there and back again.

September 12, 2005