I am the last remaining Homo Correctus. I am the goddamned Man of the Future! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I'm too intense to die, I am insured for acts of God _and_ Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien infidels from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I _cannot_ be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear _no_ god damn uniform! I think backwards. I do it for fun!