Trigger-happy. Photoshop-happy. :)

And by the way, for credits to textures and stock photos:

I get most of the stock images I use from sxc.hu

Patterns and textures are mostly from Livejournal texture and pattern communities. I don't have the specific names of the creators though, but if you see something here that you made, feel free to message me and I'll give you due credit. :)