When I was 13 I was doodling in the margin of a test paper at school. I wrote Bollox! The only marking made by my teacher when the paper was returned was to correct me on my spelling of that one word. Well Mr Mikey, you spelt that one good but come on...... surely when everyone calls it "the special C word" thats a b… Read more

When I was 13 I was doodling in the margin of a test paper at school. I wrote Bollox! The only marking made by my teacher when the paper was returned was to correct me on my spelling of that one word. Well Mr Mikey, you spelt that one good but come on...... surely when everyone calls it "the special C word" thats a big enough clue??? Sloppy snogs and "K word" cuddles, Moo

Well what can I say about Mikey (Mr.Bollocks Supreme), not alot, only that some day soon I hope to be purchasing his album in a UK record store. Mikey pretty cool for a complete tart, who can't make a sentace without the word bollocks, oh the days when that was my favourite word. I even opened a uni essay with the w… Read more

Well what can I say about Mikey (Mr.Bollocks Supreme), not alot, only that some day soon I hope to be purchasing his album in a UK record store. Mikey pretty cool for a complete tart, who can't make a sentace without the word bollocks, oh the days when that was my favourite word. I even opened a uni essay with the word, (What a load of shagging bollocks-opening line to my essay on the elections). Yep when someone can use that word in any sentance then you've got to hand to them. Well mikey I bet you were expecting a load of abusive banter from me, sorry to disapoint you.

It takes a hell of a lot to impress him, is all I know. If you picture Batman, right, with the utility belt, anything he needed was in there. He had a Bat-arang, shark repellent, deoderant, fingerprint dust, poison antidotes. But with Ol' Kunty, as I like to call him, his Bat-utility belt is full of one thing and… Read more

It takes a hell of a lot to impress him, is all I know. If you picture Batman, right, with the utility belt, anything he needed was in there. He had a Bat-arang, shark repellent, deoderant, fingerprint dust, poison antidotes. But with Ol' Kunty, as I like to call him, his Bat-utility belt is full of one thing and one thing only. The word "Bollocks." And he can still kick Batman's ass. Think about *that!*