i'm a regualr person with irregular ideas. i like to sing and draw and make food that makes me fat with its good good goodness.

i live in a small house i own. i have two roommates, they both have long hair. i do not.

i have eight-legged pets.

i like old, foreign cars for some reason.

i like to laugh a lot, and tell stupid jokes and make plays on words.

i have a very white belly, like an orca.

i'm a pinko commie liberal political type. if you don't like talking politics, you probly won't like me. i will argue with you. over anything. i'm kind of a dick.

i will also kick your ass at scrabble, taboo, scattergories, cranium, and trivial pursuit, as well as most other games. poker, darts and pool as well.