I really need to change my profile picture.

I am, in alphabetical order and various shades of optimism, an actor, comedian, cyclist, director, miscreant, mnemonist, novelist, photographer, sarariman, video editor, and writer.

I can't decide what I like to shoot, so I've been trying everything I can think of. This has, for better or worse, led to a significant investment in glass.

Right now I have a sigma 20/1.8, 28/1.8, 50/1.4, 85/1.8, 135/2, a tokina 12-24/4, and a lensbaby 3g. The sturdy old rebel xt has recently given way to a shiny new (to me) 5D, which is more fun than sleep, sex and pancakes combined. Did I mention that I'm broke?