What can I say about Krise? Not much. But, like most people, when I think of him, two words come to mind: Krise and Shepherd. Nobody can dispute that. Seriously though, Krise is one of my oldest SL friends. That's surprising because I don't usually like older people. They get tired quickly and complain too much abo… Read more

What can I say about Krise? Not much. But, like most people, when I think of him, two words come to mind: Krise and Shepherd. Nobody can dispute that. Seriously though, Krise is one of my oldest SL friends. That's surprising because I don't usually like older people. They get tired quickly and complain too much about their health problems. Thinking about my relationship with Krise, I realized that his first name and my first name both have the same number of letters: five! And, even more shocking, both of our first names begin with the letter "K" and end with the letter "e"! Small world. I'd like to tell everybody how much Krise loves animals, but I can't. Unfortunately, he has a history of murdering marine life around my island. And, I'd be embarrassed to tell you what he's done with an elephant's head. Those of you with pets should heed my warning and keep them away from Krise. When describing Krise, you can use the words "Trustworthy" and "Responsible" (use them like: "He is not Trustworthy" or "Responsible he is not"). These are two words that Krise has no concept of. Multiple break-ins of my home and filling my living room with rotting fruit are just a couple examples to prove my point. In closing my Testimonial for Krise Shepherd, I would like to let everybody know that when you rearrange the letters of his name you get: "Shirked Herpes". What else can I say besides: luv ya' Krise :-)