This is easy Koochy is: Devious and sly Falls asleep at random Always on his phone, but never to his girl friend He is our token Very quietly spoken He eats, donuts, cakes and biscuits.... may I add lots of. Thats Koochy Koo for you!

Koochy, Makoochy, Bobs Bobaroo, Black Magic, The Enigma, Cassanova, Bobby Ollywushaga Shabalabablob Akumba Adejaro. The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Come back home soon.

I love Bobby.

Koochy's photos are amazing, that is to say it's amazing that he can stay awake long enough to take them. He's also possibly the most secretive man I have ever met!