I hate these things, I always end up sounding far to pretentious (it's ok to be a bit pretentious...) or like a wierdo.

I'm pretty sure this will never get read anyway...

I'm 39, live in Manchester and live on my creativity.

I love dancing to poppy tat while I cook. I talk to myself in various accents when I'm pondering something or speaking to my cat - Scottish and Russian being faves... I like the smell of fresh bread and burning wood. I love old kitsch quirky stuff that's pretty useless. I love Pink, Turquoise, Black and white stuff. I love mornings when the grass is dewy and the sun is out. I love sitting by my window in my pajamas when its raining. I love thunderstorms. I love good hair. I think ugly dogs and cats are cute. I love innuendo. I love good eye makeup.