The other day I tore a big mother thick branch about three feet long from a deciduous tree outside my apartment and rammed it straight down the throat of Pimpfluid, leaves and all. Well, it was gone in about four seconds. It wasn’t even a contest. You should have seen it--the weak-sauce acorn twig getting sucked down a… Read more

The other day I tore a big mother thick branch about three feet long from a deciduous tree outside my apartment and rammed it straight down the throat of Pimpfluid, leaves and all. Well, it was gone in about four seconds. It wasn’t even a contest. You should have seen it--the weak-sauce acorn twig getting sucked down and chomped up like it wasn’t even there. The bad-boy also downed a perfectly good stainless steel fork last Tuesday. How does Pimpfluid do it? Who knows! His disintegrating/shredding/mauling powers are a mystery, as they should be. All we need to know is that the thing is a beast, a real animal. Keep your fingers out of there.