Kaptain of his own destiny, this street-faring scoundrel moors where he pleases and pleases where he moors. Has been known to settle disputes with a tactical blend of distraction, sarcasm and eye-gouging. All thumbs.

The Kaptain is sneaky rat who is shit and who always gets beat up, sometimes even by Gringo. The Kaptain is the nicest man you'll ever meet. Straight up. He is a little bit weird, but he's cool :)