Kendroox is a shining light of brilliance in an otherwise dull world. Without him, my life would be nothing. With him, my days are beautiful, there's a spring in my step, and a twinkle in my eye.

Without kendroox, my life would be like a monkey's arse; simian and poopy. However, kendroox has provided a wealth of joy and tranquility into my life that has made me convert to Mormonism and wear tight pants.