intellectual prostitute, cult leader, maker of stuff.

Kelly Mola grew up in Mountain Lakes, New Jersey, where there are no mountains and the lakes are manmade. She accumulated massive debt while attending Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, N.Y. Eventually she moved to Bushwick, where she played 37 hour marathon Risk games. She has been known to enjoy monotony, calling (212)330-9092, self-martyrdom, and jazzloverock. She finds writing this awkward and imagines you reading this as a Charlie Kaufman inspired voice-over. Since moving to Queens N.Y. her interests include being vaguely specific, tipping points and cheese. Her Maker's Mark Ambassador identification number is 438,786. Mola has since relocated back to Bushwick and has been known to frequent the walk up beer window.