For years I thought the human being known as Karli Watson was in fact just a robot linked to an array of super-intelligent brains kept in jars deep underground. His ability to manipulate programming languages has since been extended to the amazing skill of being able to alter any image by will power alone, fooling the… Read more

For years I thought the human being known as Karli Watson was in fact just a robot linked to an array of super-intelligent brains kept in jars deep underground. His ability to manipulate programming languages has since been extended to the amazing skill of being able to alter any image by will power alone, fooling the masses into believing what they see before them. I still think he is a robot, but tuned into a ring of satellites, always watching us as he formulates his plan to regenerate the soul of Ansel Adams for his own nefarious purposes of photographic domination. Oh, and he has great taste in pancakes...

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