I can't believe i haven't left Kallese a testimonial yet, and I figure it's time to jump on that bandwagon...

i think kally is my twin from a different womb. and time. she likes to say dirty words that make me giggle like a school girl gossiping in the playground at recess. i

It's hard to put kallese into words, but it's safe to say that she's as beautiful and rocking as an angel at a feeder gig, as kind as a Labrador fetching you the morning paper, but if you piss her off she'll happily hammer a radish up your ass until you cry for yo' momma.

Kallese feeds me pope biscuits. She is truly my one and only petite chou.

I don't know who Kallese is, but I think she is stalking me ;[

If you ever get a Birthday surprise from Kallese - you know you've been Birthday'd...

Nettle. Mirror. Petal. Bubble. Pounce. Shadow.

just a realy nice person a great pal

There's no one I'd rather share the gutter with. When the schoolkids walk by and drop candy on our heads, we'll delight in the sensual aspects of chocolate and lemondrops.

What can you say about this woman that hasn't been said? Well, she's an all around sex machine, as far as I'm concerned.

kallese's favourite color may or may not be red, depending on A)if she is colour blind, and 2) if her favourite color is red.

Ladies and Gentlemen.. Roll Up, Roll up! Get your Kallese here while its nice and Fresh. Oh and lovely too ;)

I beat Kallese once in a game of checkers, but I was no match for her at kick boxing.

she is my sunshine my only sunshine, she makes me happpppy when skies are greyy... often when my wings leave me, only kallese can make me shine again, thanks kallese!

Never, EVER, have a nap when Kallese is around...you might wake up to find yourself in the cybersex room. (*shudder*)

shes more effervescent then pop rocks in a bottle of soda, more cool then the arse of a penguin in the antartic, and smoother than chunky peanut butter

Kallese is an infusion of joy.

Kallese is bold and vibrant. Her energy makes me want to jump for joy.

Kallese is my partner in crime! We just haven't figured out our superhero names yet. Tip of the day: Watch your back if I'm buttering you up, because she's probably already in your pocket!

Kallese always surprises me by being able to take things one step further. She is more clever than anyone else I have encountered which makes her either a worthy enemy or a soulmate. I'm still pondering this one...

I have a crush on Kallese

Kallese is very, very thuddable.

I have blessed Kallese wonderful gifts: The gift of suffering, and of emotional depravity, so that she may know and understand others in the world better. Unfortunately this has backfired on me, and just made her snarky. But you have to admit, the gal is funny. Even Jesus likes a sense of humor.

Kallese is, well see she is rather, um you know what I, er, hmmm, yeah that's it.

A SHORT POEM ABOUT KALLESE: Kallese is a minx. Attempt to outminx, and she shall jinx. Doesn't care what others thinx. Every minute or so she blinx.

I love spending time with Kallese. Our senses of humor overlap scary-much.

Upon further consideration, Jenny decided not to open the jar, which contained a large, mottled, clearly organic mass in murky yellow liquid.

Sometimes it seems like Kallese is a crushed flower: riven with color, shocked through with beauty, fragrant, full of raunchy innuendo, and folded peculiarly. It's hard not to long for her company.

If I had to describe Kallese in one word, that word would have to be "Kallese" which I believe is Mondabafaluian for The keenest, most excellent, nicest, bestest friend in the world.