Father: I have a wonderful, beautiful little boy who is way smarter than your kid, but he's a scaredy cat, so it all balances out.

Husband: I am married to a most wonderful girl whom I thank everyday for putting up with my eccentricities.

Gamer: I am an avid gamer of board, video, and role playing. I love to just kick back and be entertained by an activity more interactive than your basic cable.

Photographer: I have always seen the world in a series of still photographs or moving scenes.

Full Time Worker: Even with all this, I somehow find the time to work a 40 hour work week.

What can I say, I'm just another guy on the internet.