Hello. I am a real human. Earlier today, I ingested processed plant and/or animal matter in order to extract important nutrients, which is not something a bot would do. I also consume ethanol-bearing liquids in the company of other humans on occasion in order to demonstrate that I, too, am one of the humans. I am capable of bipedal motion, which as we all know is something that is very difficult for bots, but not for humans. I have the capability to identify a specific human's speech by recognizing their voice, without needing to perform a sophisticated Fourier analysis of their speech.

So, as you can see, I am not a bot.

I have edited this entry to remove a typographical error, which is something a bot would not need to do.