I'm a tall, warm mass of soft and rigid protein cell structures with a saline/fluid base that circulates through an oxygen/nitrogen respiration system. All of this is controlled by a neurological structure made mostly of fat that communicates with its appendages through a fibrous system of interconnected electro/chemical nerve tissues. Movement is achieved through the nerve tissues via a series of retracting and expanding protein bundles that push and pull against the rigid internal support system (also protein based). All together this weighs about 102 kilograms without artificial additions.

The main purpose of this organism is to develop social networks, to attempt to procreate with members of the same species that possess complimentary reproductive organs (and a complimentary social configuration) and basically eat as much pizza as it can store into its digestive tract.