Jon is soft, like a down comforter, and predictably enough quite comforting. He has a light lemony scent and can reconcile a complex set of corporate accounts at a rate of over sixty thousand transactions per hour. Jon is not usually willing to share his ice cream. He is rumored to hold the fabled Crest of Tomorrow, a… Read more

Jon is soft, like a down comforter, and predictably enough quite comforting. He has a light lemony scent and can reconcile a complex set of corporate accounts at a rate of over sixty thousand transactions per hour. Jon is not usually willing to share his ice cream. He is rumored to hold the fabled Crest of Tomorrow, a primitive time-travel device used by Moses to travel to 1987 while he was on Mount Sinai. Also: I am deeply, all-consumingly in love with Jon Atkinson.