If you know me, you know me. If not, you won't--.unless I let you know me. I produce instrumentals and I like photography. I graduated from UMD in 2010 and am currently pursuing my master's in Marketing/Management. I work with several artists from the DMV area. I make music and I can be pretty opinionated and foulmouthed, and sometimes post things that aren't exactly safe for work. But, don't let the "f***s" and "a**holes" or the random shot of some breasts fool you: I'm quite intelligent. And, I'm not a pro when it comes to photography, even though I have been told by many that I have an eye for good shots. My weapon of choice is, as of now, is a dual threat. A Samsung Galaxy Nexus and a 8MP digital camera I've had for some years.

I pride myself more on the story behind a photo than the mechanics of it. I guess that's where my English degree comes from; I love a good story, even if it's not a "good" story.

I like porn, not really for the sexuality of it, but the comedy throughout the scene(s). I mean, yes, I like a good skin flick as much as the next red-blooded American (T&A = #winning, sometimes), but a good 75-85% of the time? I just watch for the random faces, the cheesy dialogue, the fact that people act as if porn is real, etc. Some of my favorite photos from Flickr lean towards this, as sexuality in this world is a funny subject. Example: America is prudish in terms of sex (especially for the childrens), but is the porn capital of the world.

Yep.

Oh, and I have a son. A beautiful bouncing baby boy named Jovanni (God is gracious).