Plus Points: drawing, puns, Scrabble, crossword puzzles, Trivial Pursuit, photographs of old chairs (particularly if arranged symmetrically), superflous punctuation, faux-seriousness, design, fonts (both serif and sans), science!, history!, dropping out of college(s), semi-obscure pop-culture references, your mom

Minus Points: this town, PETA, every political party ever, the Second Law of Thermodynamics, self-importance, being really into magic or fairies, the Rococco Period, Ayn Rand, people who prefer full-screen to letterbox, Stephon Marbury, the San Antonio Spurs, the Dallas Cowboys, all this melancholy shit